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Gun Lube

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Lil' Milkman Patch Lil' Milkman Patch

Lil' Milkman Patch
$8.99
LaMooMoo Patch LaMooMoo Patch

LaMooMoo Patch
$9.99
Phantom x Milkman Sticker Pack Phantom x Milkman Sticker Pack

Phantom x Milkman Sticker Pack
$13.99
Wordmark Patch Hat Wordmark Patch Hat

Wordmark Patch Hat
$30.00
Lil' Milkman Patch

Lil' Milkman Patch
$8.99
LaMooMoo Patch

LaMooMoo Patch
$9.99
Phantom x Milkman Sticker Pack

Phantom x Milkman Sticker Pack
$13.99
Wordmark Patch Hat

Wordmark Patch Hat
$30.00
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Strawberry
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Strawberry

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Original
Original

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Chocolate
Chocolate

Chocolate

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HOW TO USE

STEP 01:

Ensure that your firearm is unloaded. Keep it pointed somewhere safe, not at your face, cowboy!

STEP 01:
STEP 02:

STEP 02:

Clean all parts thoroughly. (Or don't.) Shake well and apply Milkman Gun Lube to high-wear contact points. Wipe off excess.

STEP 03:

Reassemble firearm. Get out and shoot away. Always stay safe and of course have fun with your degenerate friends!

STEP 03:

Grab Em' all

WHAT IS MILKMAN?

We're not here to reinvent the wheel: No fancy hype, just a good honest small batch lube that keeps your parts slick, rust-free and ready for action.

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